Episodes

Monday Jan 02, 2023
Ep 248. My Blueberry Nights
Monday Jan 02, 2023
Monday Jan 02, 2023
Lee tackles My Blueberry Nights. Do you love racing movies as much as we do? Dumb question, everyone does. Well, if that's the case, you're going to love exactly one of this week's movies! And the other one is like... I don't even know, man.

Monday Dec 19, 2022
Ep 247. Heartbeeps
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Seth tackles Heartbeeps. You're not reading that wrong... this stupid movie is called "Heartbeeps". Dozens of people, decades ago, had the chance to say "hey, that's nothing -- we should really change that," but no one did... so here we are. Poor Seth had to make a movie called "Heartbeeps".

Monday Dec 05, 2022
Ep 246. Blame it on Rio
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Zak tackles Blame it on Rio. We've got two really upsetting movies this week... on one hand we've got a nightmare family, and on the other we've got TWO nightmare families! Super fun stuff.

Monday Nov 21, 2022
Ep. 245. The Bad Mother’s Handbook
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Lee tackles The Bad Mother's Handbook. This "movie" really begs the question -- how loosely CAN one define the term "movie"? There's some not-so-bad moms and there's definitely some books this week.

Monday Nov 07, 2022
Ep. 244. State and Main
Monday Nov 07, 2022
Monday Nov 07, 2022
Seth tackles State and Main. One movie today assumes an "e" at the end of the title, and one doesn't! Tune in for some geography lessons and also learn how NOT to make a movie!

Monday Oct 24, 2022
Ep. 243. A Nightmare on Elm Street Spooktacular.
Monday Oct 24, 2022
Monday Oct 24, 2022
Everyone tackles Freddy. Boy howdy, if you dislike the normal running time of our episodes, you're in for a real treat today! We discuss each and every one of the Nightmare franchise and catch up on new movies from franchises past. There's also TWO bespoke songs for this monumental occasion!

Monday Oct 10, 2022
Ep 242. Hamburger: The Motion Picture
Monday Oct 10, 2022
Monday Oct 10, 2022
Zak tackles Hamburger: The Motion Picture. Just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider... here we are. We've got some teen goof-em-ups and some historical fiction, and just... really the worst title of all time.

Monday Sep 26, 2022
Ep 241. Wicker Park
Monday Sep 26, 2022
Monday Sep 26, 2022
Lee tackles Wicker Park. Boy, we're getting loose. This episode covers a lot of ground and almost none of it is related to either movie. Probably for the best, honestly.

Monday Sep 12, 2022
Ep. 240. Sweet Liberty
Monday Sep 12, 2022
Monday Sep 12, 2022
Seth tackles Sweet Liberty. What do vanity projects and the glass ceiling have in common? That's right, everybody hates them! Tune in this week, while we shatter both.

Monday Aug 29, 2022
Ep. 239. Hot Dog...The Movie
Monday Aug 29, 2022
Monday Aug 29, 2022
Zak tackles Hot Dog...The Movie. BOY, what a stupid, stupid title. AN ELLIPSIS. Well, the real movie is a hell of a surprise, and the fake movie is, IDK, at least deals with cased meats a little bit? Also, if you think this is a stupid title, stay tuned for 3 weeks from now... it only gets worse.