Faking Movies

Seth tackles Blue Juice. Lots of movies have dumb titles, but we've got a real whopper this week. Tune in this week for some sick gnar!

Zak tackles Brewster McCloud. This one's been on the docket for a LONG time. We've got an experimental film and a not-so-experimental film this week, and a whole lot of banter about nothing, as usual.

The Oscars are in two weeks, so we're interrupting your regularly scheduled programming for a rambling gab-fest about MOSTLY the best picture noms this year. There's some good and some bad, and an uncharacteristic amount of agreement!

Lee tackles Bait 3D. Well, we really saved y'all some time this week -- rather than watching a movie called "Bait 3D", you can spend strictly MORE time listen to us talk about it! Also, Muppets, so that's pretty dope.

Seth tackles Cha Cha Real Smooth.  We don't usually do new movies... hell, we don't usually do GOOD movies, but sometimes, we make an exception.  To celebrate our "we might make it to a thousand in our lifetime" quarter-versary, we went for it.

Zak tackles Barry Lyndon. Barry Lyndon is the stuff of legends. Lee has been talking about it for years. Seth was an immediate convert. Zak held out forever, because on paper, this movie sounds horrendous. It is, however, a masterpiece. Run, don't walk, to see Barry Lyndon.

Lee tackles My Blueberry Nights. Do you love racing movies as much as we do? Dumb question, everyone does. Well, if that's the case, you're going to love exactly one of this week's movies! And the other one is like... I don't even know, man.

Seth tackles Heartbeeps. You're not reading that wrong... this stupid movie is called "Heartbeeps".  Dozens of people, decades ago, had the chance to say "hey, that's nothing -- we should really change that," but no one did... so here we are. Poor Seth had to make a movie called "Heartbeeps".

Zak tackles Blame it on Rio. We've got two really upsetting movies this week... on one hand we've got a nightmare family, and on the other we've got TWO nightmare families! Super fun stuff.

Lee tackles The Bad Mother's Handbook.  This "movie" really begs the question -- how loosely CAN one define the term "movie"? There's some not-so-bad moms and there's definitely some books this week.