Faking Movies

Seth tackles Cha Cha Real Smooth.  We don't usually do new movies... hell, we don't usually do GOOD movies, but sometimes, we make an exception.  To celebrate our "we might make it to a thousand in our lifetime" quarter-versary, we went for it.

Zak tackles Barry Lyndon. Barry Lyndon is the stuff of legends. Lee has been talking about it for years. Seth was an immediate convert. Zak held out forever, because on paper, this movie sounds horrendous. It is, however, a masterpiece. Run, don't walk, to see Barry Lyndon.

Lee tackles My Blueberry Nights. Do you love racing movies as much as we do? Dumb question, everyone does. Well, if that's the case, you're going to love exactly one of this week's movies! And the other one is like... I don't even know, man.

Seth tackles Heartbeeps. You're not reading that wrong... this stupid movie is called "Heartbeeps".  Dozens of people, decades ago, had the chance to say "hey, that's nothing -- we should really change that," but no one did... so here we are. Poor Seth had to make a movie called "Heartbeeps".

Zak tackles Blame it on Rio. We've got two really upsetting movies this week... on one hand we've got a nightmare family, and on the other we've got TWO nightmare families! Super fun stuff.

Lee tackles The Bad Mother's Handbook.  This "movie" really begs the question -- how loosely CAN one define the term "movie"? There's some not-so-bad moms and there's definitely some books this week.

Seth tackles State and Main.  One movie today assumes an "e" at the end of the title, and one doesn't! Tune in for some geography lessons and also learn how NOT to make a movie!

Everyone tackles Freddy.  Boy howdy, if you dislike the normal running time of our episodes, you're in for a real treat today! We discuss each and every one of the Nightmare franchise and catch up on new movies from franchises past. There's also TWO bespoke songs for this monumental occasion! 

Zak tackles Hamburger: The Motion Picture.  Just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider... here we are. We've got some teen goof-em-ups and some historical fiction, and just... really the worst title of all time.

Lee tackles Wicker Park.  Boy, we're getting loose.  This episode covers a lot of ground and almost none of it is related to either movie.  Probably for the best, honestly.